Conspiracy Theory

Transcribed from a convo with ESW:

Edward: what happened in it?
me: i went to school at hogwarts
but it wasn't in a castle or anything
it was a normal school
but i know it was hogwarts
and there was this huge conspiracy against me
and anyone who went against the norm
Edward: yeah
so basically you were a hipster at hogwarts
me: a hipster is the norm nowadays
so no.
so i went to my room, which looked exactly like my room at my apt
and i noticed that there were three fans in it
and also that one of my lampshades was missing
and i said
JOHN SULLIVAN DID THIS
i haven't seen john sullivan in a year or so
Edward: who is john sullivan?
me: he's a guy from rutgers
and in my dream for some reason
he was the one that did that to me
Edward: what an ahole
me: or so i thought
but he wasn't.
i went outside and someone told me that there were arrests being made
Edward: haha ok
me: and i watched as a few people were forced to get on this bus
and one of them was this girl i knew from rutgers too
and when they noticed i was watching them
one of the "cops" said, "that's it for this rehearsal. thanks guys for participating."
at that point they had gotten everyone on the bus that they arrested and were trying to make it seem like they were just rehearsing for a play
Edward: haha ok
me: but then i looked at one of the cops, and he mouthed, "you're next" and i knew i was because he was holding a christmas card i had made a couple of years ago which only someone who had been in my room could take
Edward: so it was like that buffy dream

A-Adventure Tales

Transcribed from an e-mail to a good friend:

Soleman I just had a sick dream. Basically you and I were gimli and aragorn reversedly of course. And we led some armies to victory. Then we were charged with a secret mission to go to mordor (through the woods of NJ to NYC.) Deige and Furman showed up as our companions and at the end of it my saxophone case which I brought as a weapon summoned a minstrel and we were singing some crazy ass shit in harmony including "I love you baby" and "soul man". We skipped mordor and ended up marching into a music competition at a community college.